latest Yo Mama Jokes whatsapp
o mama�s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama�s arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama�s mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama�s teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama�s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama�s so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama�s so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama�s so poor she can�t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama�s so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama�s so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama�s so flat she�s jealous of the wall!
Yo mama�s so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people�s fingers!
Yo mama�s so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama�s so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama�s so bald you can see whats on her mind!
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