Showing posts with label best facebook status. Show all posts
Showing posts with label best facebook status. Show all posts

Monday, 1 December 2014

funny love shayari whatsapp

funny love shayari whatsapp


#Pyar to kisi ek se krunga...
ho ska to kisi nek se krunga...
but..
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jab tak nahi milegi vo nek...
Try to har ek se krunga... :D :P

Sunday, 30 November 2014

latest funny hindi joke

latest funny hindi joke

Boy: Viber use karti ho..??
Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladke bhi na !!
Dear #Viber nhi #Viper hota hai..
Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb
paani Jyada ho to
warna pocha hi lagati hun...
BOY: hahahaha :D :P :D :P
Bus kar pagli Rulayegi kya. :P

Saturday, 29 November 2014

funny jokes on girl whatsapp

funny jokes on girl whatsapp

Ladkiyon Ke Chakkar Mein Mat Padna
Dosto
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Kyun Ki
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Ye Aati Hain Heer Ki Tarah
Lagti Hain Kheer Ki Tarah
Chubhti Hain Teer Ki Tarah
.
Aur End Mai
Haalat Kar Deti Hain Fakeer Ki Tarah

Friday, 28 November 2014

funny hindi joke on doctor for whatsapp

funny hindi joke on doctor for whatsapp


????? ?? Doctor ?? God ??

??? ??????? ??? ???? ?????

Kyoki ????? ???? ???? ??


?? Doctor ?? ??? ??? ???? ?? ??


#Doctor ???? ???? ?? ?? #????? ?? ??? ??? ???? ???

Thursday, 27 November 2014

funny blonde jokes facebook

funny blonde jokes facebook


A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

Wednesday, 26 November 2014

best latest funny jokes

best latest  funny jokes


A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''