My life can be measured in hours, Who am I ?

My life can be measured in hours,

I serve by being devoured.

Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.

Wind is my foe.

Who am I?

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Candle

Dare to Choose ! Choose an alphabet Whatsapp Game

Dare to choose ! Choose an alphabet and You have to do what it says..
Choose any alphabet from a to z and Reply only on the condition that you'll do the one you get !
#A
#B
#C
#D
#E
#F
#G
#H
#I
#J
#K
#L
#M
#N
#O
#P
#Q
#R
#S
#T
#U
#V
#W
#X
#Y
#Z
Answers :
#A Write something good on me with my name as your status :D
#B Rs.100 recharge on my phone :P
#C What kind of relationship do you want with me now ?
#D Write a whatsapp status for me for next 24 hours !
#E What you like the most in me ?
#F Rate me as a friend from 1 to 10 :D
#G Rs.220 recharge on my phone :P
#H Call me and sing a song 4 me !
#I Tell me your relationship status-Single,Committed,Complicated,Engaged,Married,Divorced
#J Tell something which you don't like about me !
#K Tell me your boyfriend/girlfriend name.
#L Rate me in looks from 1 to 10
#M Write a whatsapp status for me for next 2 days :D
#N Make your status I Love You with my name
#O Share a secret with me !
#P Treat me a dinner !
#Q A habit or quality of mine that you don't like
#R  In next  relationship, Would you like to have with me ?
#S Make my pic your dp (Display Pic) for next 24 hours
#T Buy one chocolate for me !
#U What is the name of your first crush ?
#V Treat me with a movie !
#W Like and comment on all my pics on Facebook :D
#X Tell me the name of your ex !
#Y Rs.60 recharge on my Phone
#Z Recharge net offer for me

New Year Whatsapp Status Wishes

New Year Whatsapp Status Wishes

I wish that this New Year the light of faith is bright and steady and may no wind or storm make it flicker or flutter.

New year is around the corner. Bring up your drinks and lets rock this new year eve party like never before.

New Year Wishes messages status

New Year Wishes messages status

As this year is ending, I wish all the negativity and difficulties also end with this year and 2015 bring success and desired results for you.

Although I'm not with you but my wishes will always stay with you on this New Year 2015. Happy New Year !

Happy New Year Wishes SMS Greeting Whatsapp Status

Happy New Year Wishes SMS Greeting Whatsapp Status

I wish that the New Year turns out to be a very special one for you filling each day with peak of health, abundance of happiness and sunshine, bountiful luxury and prosperity and Zen like serenity.

New Year begins, let us pray that it will be a year with New Peace, New Happiness and abundance of new friends, God bless you through out the New Year.


I wish you Happy New Year from the bottom of my heart. May God give you the happiness and strength to overcome your past year failures.

How to impress girls on Whatsapp trick

How to impress girls on Whatsapp trick

Everybody use Whatsapp, there are over 600 million Whatsapp users but those are just useless figures for a guy. What guys really want to know is How to Impress girls on whatsapp? 

Be polite. Being well-mannered doesn't mean you're boring � it means you know how to treat other people with respect, a quality most girls want in their boyfriends. Show her you know how to be considerate by doing these things for everyone, not just her:

• Say "please," "thank you" and "you're welcome." As well as asking with a "I'd appreciate it if" or "I would like for you..."
• Avoid using bad or abusive words. Girls don't like guys who use bad words. 
• For more help, see How to Have Good Manner

Think before you speak. Everyone slips up and says stupid things, but try your best to limit it when you're talking to this girl. Take a few seconds to evaluate what you're going to type before you spit it out.

• Don't talk up other girls. You might think making her jealous is a good idea, but steer clear. Discussing the looks of other girls in front of her will make you seem shallow and fickle. As far as she knows, she's the only one you're interested in.
• Avoid coming off as a bully. Don't throw out careless insults or put other people down, even if they're meant to be funny. She might not be able to pick up on your humorous tone and take your words at face value.
• Don't tell dirty jokes. There's a time and place for wicked humor � and it's when you're hanging out with your guy friends. Keep on a lid on it when you're around her.

Make her feel special. Find little ways to let her know that you think she's an extraordinary person, and she'll definitely notice.

• Don't ignore her or play hard to get. If she whatsapp's you, whatsapp back. If she wants to talk, try to make the time even if it's slightly inconvenient.
• Let her talk. The #1 mistake when talking to a girl is focusing on yourself. Girls are way more comfortable when they talk about common interests. Ask about her interests, hobbies, favorite books, music, etc. If she asks you a question, answer it in a few, short sentences and then redirect the question back at her. This engages her in the conversation.
• Start an inside joke with her! By doing this the two of you will share a secret connection that is shared between only the two of you. This will make her feel special, included and closer to you. It will also give you an easy-to-come-up-with conversation starter. But keep in mind, if you overuse the inside joke, it could quickly go from fun to boring, so only use it when you must. 

Detective Drosnin Stopped by Ms. Gray's house

Detective Drosnin stopped by Ms. Gray's house to inform her that the creep who had been stalking her years ago had just escaped from prison. She seemed to take the news fairly well, and was very polite, though she didn't invite him in.

"You know how demented he is, I'm worried that he'll come after you. Who knows what he might try!" Detective Drosnin said.

"Oh, I'm sure I have nothing to worry about," she replied. But she did sound pretty nervous.

"Would you like me to assign a security detail to you?" he asked.

"Oh, no. I'm a teacher for heaven's sake! Having bodyguards following me around would just scare the students at my school."

"Well, please give me a call or send me an email if you see anything suspicious at all. In fact, send me an email later no matter what, just to let me know that you're alright."

"I will definitely do that!" Ms. Gray replied.

Detective Drosnin got in his car and started back to the station, but after only a few minutes his phone buzzed to inform him that he had an email from Ms. Gray. It read:

This morning I tried a fun new seating style for the kids during the morning assembly. I helped arrange them into rows of twenty one. The kids didn't care, but I really loved it. I liked the second column the best.

"Why on earth would I care!?" he thought to himself. But then he remembered her passion for codes and realized she may be trying to tell him something. He took a closer look at her email, and couldn't believe what he found!

Can you tell what she was trying to say?

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Detective Drosnin tried arranging the letters in Ms. Gray's email the way she described arranging the kids at her school, into rows of twenty one. Then he took a look at the second column like she suggested:

t H i s m o r n i n g i t r i e d a f u n
n E w s e a t i n g s t y l e f o r t h e
k I d s d u r i n g t h e m o r n i n g a
s S e m b l y i h e l p e d a r r a n g e
t H e m i n t o r o w s o f t w e n t y o
n E t h e k i d s d i d n t c a r e b u t
i R e a l l y l o v e d i t i l i k e d t
h E s e c o n d c o l u m n t h e b e s t

No wonder she didn't invite him in!

funny Yo mama is so ugly jokes

funny Yo mama is so ugly jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said �Sorry, no professionals.�

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said �What a treasure!� and her father said �Yes, let�s go bury it.�

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed �Gorillas in the Mist� in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn�t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say �Wow, is it Halloween already?�

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she�d have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won�t talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn�t date her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn�t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama So Small jokes and updates

Yo Mama So Small jokes and updates

yo mama so small when your dad went to sit on the cooch he sat on your mom

latest Yo Mama Jokes whatsapp

latest Yo Mama Jokes whatsapp

o mama�s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama�s arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama�s mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama�s teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama�s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama�s so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama�s so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama�s so poor she can�t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama�s so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama�s so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama�s so flat she�s jealous of the wall!
Yo mama�s so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people�s fingers!
Yo mama�s so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama�s so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama�s so bald you can see whats on her mind!

yo mammas so fat jokes for whatsapp

yo mammas so fat jokes for whatsapp

Yo mammas teeth r so yellow when she passed the traffic lights all the cars started slowing down.
-Dion
yo mammas so fat she saw a black buss with white people in it and thought it was an oreo.

Yo mammas so fat she saw a school buss with white kids in it and thought it was a twinky.

Yo Mamma Jokes for facebook

Yo Mamma Jokes for facebook

Yo mama�s so fat, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama�s so fat, she stepped on a scale, and it said �One at a time please�
Yo mama�s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said �To be continued�
Yo mama�s so fat, she has to put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama�s so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing �We are Family�
Yo mama�s so fat, she sat on a gamecube, and made it a gameboy advance
Yo mama�s so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat, people yell �taxi!�
Yo mama�s so fat, she had to iron her pants in the driveway.
Submitted by Katelyn.

Height Of Thinking jokes funny whatsapp

Height Of Thinking jokes

Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..

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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.

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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !

If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again

We Have To Study From �Pre Nursery� :'(

boys and girls jokes - whatsapp funny jokes

boys and girls jokes - whatsapp funny jokes

Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

Moral: Only boys wish with true heart�..

Select the Whatsapp Dare Whatsapp Games

Select the Whatsapp Dare .....
Jo aaye wo Karna Padega .....
Do Reply..

Click here for Answer

1. Date Me
2. Ice Cream Treat
3. Send Me Ur Cutest Pic
4. Give Me Treat Next Tym
5. Hug Me When U Meet Me Next
6. Put Your Status For A Day Saying "I Am Mad"
7. Make My Picture Your Dp Fr 1Day
8. What Would U Want Our Relation To Be?
9. Send A Voice Note Saying U Love Me In 3 Romantic Way...
10. Call Me And Say My Name In A Loud Voice
11. Delete My Number
12. Write Ur N My Name In Ur Status For 1 Day!
13. What Are Ur Feelings About Me?
14. Tell Me Something You Always Wanted To Say But You Couldn'T...
15. How Do You Want Me To Be?
16. How Do U Describe Me Atleast Six Line
17. Rs 222 Recharge To My Mob
18. Treat Me With A Movie
19. Take Me 4 A Long Drive
20. Dance On Any Song And Send Me The Vdeo
21. Send Me A Voice Note Saying U Love Me In 3 Romantic Ways N Keep My Name In Ur Status
22. Say Me Love U In Ur Styl
23. Take A Picture Of Yourself & Send It To Me Now
24. Send Me A Pic Of You Wearing The Least Clothes On You
25. What Am I To You??
26. Propose Me In 4 Differnt Ways ™�
27. Be My 1 Day Bf/Gf
28. Tell Me Something You Always.  To Say But You Couldn'T
29. Tell Me 2 Negative Points Abt Me That U Hate The Most
30. Send Me A Picture Of What Ur Doing Now ?
This Is The Ans Of Ur Gift.

Another whatsapp Game - Choose the Alphabet whatsapp dare

BEST LOVE QUOTE EVER

BEST LOVE QUOTE EVER

I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all once�

I Dig out tiny Caves Who am I ?

I dig out tiny caves in which
I store Gold and Silver
I build bridges of Silver
I make Crowns of Gold,
The Smallest you can imagine,
Sooner or later you will need me,
yet you're afraid of me.
Who Am I?

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I am the Dentist !

Cute Happy New Year Message

Cute Happy New Year Message

I met love, health, peace and joy,

They needed a permanent place to stay for Year.

I gave them ur address hope they arrived safely.

Happy New Year

Happy New Year Message For GirlFriend

Happy New Year Message For GirlFriend

On This New Year My Wishes And Prayers Only For You

God Bless U & May Year To Follow Be Amid

The Best U Has Ever Spent.

Wish U A Happy New Year 2014.

I Love U.

How did she know about the robbery ?

Armed robbers invaded a bank. They were busy looting when suddenly a phone rang. The phone happened to be at the reception. One of the robber asked the receptionist to attend the call and talk without giving away the situation. The call happen to be from her mother. She spoke, 'Do you have any emergency mom? Can you give me a call when I get home, I could really use your help in buying new curtains?' Then she hangs up.

The robbers are busy when the police arrives suddenly along with the mother of the receptionist.
How did she know about the robbery?

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The receptionist was pretty clever she played with the mute button of the phone while talking with her mother. She muted everything except the word emergency, call and help. So while talking, she sounded like 'Emergency� Call� Help' to her mother and thus she called the police.

Can you indentify the date on which the competition was held ?

An international IQ test is held on knockout terms in November 2013. The final contestants are from Britain and America respectively. Both of them are handed over the final test paper which they have to fill for evaluation. They have to write their names and date on the paper. When the evaluators are handed over the sheets, they find out that both the guys have same name. In no manner can they identify which sheet belongs to whom.

Can you identify the date on which the competition was held?

Click here for Answer

The competition was held on 11 November 2013. The logic is simple. In America, the dates are mentioned as Month/Day/Year and in Britain, dates are written as Day/Month/Year. But on 11 November 2013, the date and month will be the same. And thus both will write in the same manner i.e. 11/11/2013. If it would have been any other date, the evaluators would have been able to identify it.

Best happy new year 2015 pics and quotes collection

Best happy new year 2015 pics and quotes collection

Wish You A...Great, Prosperous,
Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful,
Mind Blowing, sweaty & Energetic,
Terrific & Extremely ...happy,
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015.

The Happiest Personality
For 'Happy New year�
Is your �Mother�
Who Loved To Own Pain To
Have �You� In Her Life.
Always Love Her.
& wishing you HNY !!!

Aa gale lag ja mere yaar
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ��
Very happy new year :).

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!

Happy New Year Wishes 2015

Happy New Year Wishes 2015 

May the New Year fill up days
with all things that are nice
and bright � here is
wishing you a lovely 2015.

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New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.

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Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful new year.

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Maintain The Smile,
Forget The Tears,
Chuck Out The Bad,
And Love The Good All Through The Year
Happy New Year.

Funny New Year Quotes 2015 for whatsapp

Funny New Year Quotes 2015 for whatsapp

Khuda kere ke naya saal apko rass a jaye,

 Jise ap chahte ho wo apke pass a jaye

 Aap sara saal kanwaare naa rahein, 

Aapka rishta le ker aapki saas aa jaye.

break up status and quotes

break up status and quotes

Breakups hurt, but losing someone who doesn�t respect and appreciate you is actually a gain, not a loss.

crush status for whatsapp (break up)

crush status for whatsapp (break up)

Instead of a priority you made an option so now you�re history. Lost and forgotten.

crush breakup facebook status

Crush breakup facebook status

Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or make you happy.

I can create the unimaginable. what am I ?

I can create the unimaginable.
I have the power to do the impossible.
I am not god nor the devil and
once you set me free I am invincible.
What am I?

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Dreams.

short life Status for Whatsapp

short life Status for Whatsapp

It's amazing what I'm able to get done when I need to do something else.

Life Journey quotes and status

 Life Journey quotes and status

I could get out of bed but staying in sounds like the better option.

How did the man win the bet?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy,
"If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper, then you have to give me $50
but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looks around and sees no scale so he agrees,
thinking no matter what the man writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end, the boy ended up paying the man $50.
How did the man win the bet?

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The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.

Heart Touching Status on Life Quotes For Whatsapp

Heart Touching Status on Life Quotes For Whatsapp

Success always hugs you in private... but failure always slaps you in the public ! that's life.

2 Line Sad Love & Life Sms

 2 Line Sad Love & Life Sms

Don�t choose the one who is beautiful to the world; choose the one who makes your world beautiful.

One Liner Life Quotes and status

 One Liner Life Quotes and status 

Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can't make a rainbow, without a little rain.

Life Is Too Short quotes whatsapp

Life Is Too Short quotes whatsapp 

 When you give importance to people they think that you are always free, but they don't understand that you make yourself available for them every time...

one line Life Whatsapp Status

One line Life Whatsapp Status

Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.

true life facebook status

true life facebook status

Life is not a matter of milestones but of moments.

Real Life Status for Facebook Whatsapp

Real Life Status for Facebook Whatsapp

Don't give explanation to anyone....

people only hears  what they want to hear