Saturday 28 February 2015

Best friendship quotes in english

Best friendship quotes in english

A true friend never gets into your way unless you happen to be going down.


Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods

Bestfriend quotes and status

Bestfriend quotes and status
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?



Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light

Love & Friendship Quotes status facebook

Love & Friendship Quotes status facebook


"Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination
in two persons to promote the good and happiness
of one another." 



Count your age with friends but not with years.

life truth quotes in hindi satya vachan

life truth quotes in hindi satya vachan

Satya Bolne Ke Liye Koi Tiyari Nahi Karni Padti
Sach Humesa Dil Se Nikalta Hai�!!

love quotes relationship statusfor friends

love quotes relationship statusfor friends

The Biggest And Grettest Relationship In The Whole World Is  FRIENDSHIP


"How do I look?" Friend: "You look fine." Good Friend: "You look really pretty." Best Friend:"You look horrible" 

Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

You have been there for me no matter what I am going through. I love you, my dear friend, and I am so excited to share this special birthday with you. This day is going to be truly special and I am so excited.

You have been there for me no matter what I am going through. I love you, my dear friend, and I am so excited to share this special birthday with you. This day is going to be truly special and I am so excited.

My best friend deserves the best birthday in the world and my goal is to give it to you. Happy Birthday and let� get ready to celebrate. The party starts as soon as we are together.

Couple Status and Love quotes

Couple Status and Love quotes


Happiness is when �Last seen at� changes to �online� and then to �typing..� Love is what makes you smile when you�re tired.

Sweet Status for Friends whatsapp

Sweet Status for Friends whatsapp

"A faithful friend is the medicine of life." 


Flirtationship: More than a Friendship, less than a Relationship :P

Best friendship quotes for Facebook status

Best friendship quotes for Facebook status
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.


Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Friendship Quotes Pictures, Images for whatsapp

Friendship Quotes Pictures, Images for whatsapp

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success !

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

Whatsapp status - Best Friend Quotes

Whatsapp status - Best Friend Quotes


Apologizing isn�t always a matter of admitting you�re wrong. Sometimes it just means that you value your relationship/friendship more than your ego .

Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest, it's about who came, and never left your side.

Friday 27 February 2015

Whatsapp Cute Friendship Quotes

Whatsapp Cute Friendship Quotes

Lend money to an enemy, and thou will gain him, to a friend and thou will lose him.


True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

Thursday 26 February 2015

How many Birds in Each Tree ?

There are 2 trees ?? at the exotic bird show (Tree "A" and "B")
and on both trees are some exotic birds.
The birds of tree A say to the birds of tree B,
that if one of you comes to our tree, then our population will be double yours.
Then the birds of tree B tell to the birds of tree A
that if one of you comes here, then our population will be equal to that of yours..

How many birds in each tree???

Click here for Answer

The Answer is
Tree A - 7 Birds
Tree B - 5 Birds

Happy birthday messages & Quotes

 Happy birthday messages & Quotes


On your birthday, I like to take some time and think about all the wonderful times we have had together. I�m thankful for our special adventures and all the things that we have done as friends and I look forward to making many more memories with you.


There are so many things about our friendship that I love. Your birthday is going to be the perfect time to celebrate your day and all that our friendship means to me. I look forward to showing you how much I care.

Hope quotes images whatsapp profiles

Hope quotes images whatsapp profiles


Cool Profile pics & Awesome Quotes



Cool and Best attitude quotes images



Once there was a bus conductor who was very rude to his passengers

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.

This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first  occasion but died instantly the second time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.

Pooja is a hypersensitive, fragile woman

Pooja is a hypersensitive, fragile woman, who despises violence of any kind.
She easily breaks down and cries, even if she gets hurt just a bit and unintentionally. 

She is walking down the street, when someone,
whom she had never seen before, punches her hard in the stomach.

Pooja responds by smiling happily.

Can you explain it ? Why ?

Click here for Answer

She is pregnant and gets punched by the baby in her womb

Tuesday 24 February 2015

How can you figure out whether the glass is half full ?

You are in an empty room with a transparent glass of water.
The glass is a right cylinder and appears to be half full.
How can you accurately figure out whether the glass is half full,
more than half full, or less than half full?
You have no rulers or writing utensils.

Answer :
The best way to accurately guage the amount of water is to tilt the cylinder glass to the side till the  edge of the water  is exactly at the open rim's edge. If the water intersects the corner of the bottom of the glass, then you have a glass Half Full. If the the water is above the bottom rim, its more than half full, If below-less than half full.

MPSC/STI/PSI exam study ABCDEFGH

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Its having valid ans and not a joke

Answer : H - ???????? ???? ???? C barobar

short couple quotes and status

short couple quotes and status

Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other

Loving you is more than just a dream comes true.

LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN�T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT:)

Monday 23 February 2015

Hindi Desi Jokes SMS & Funny Mast Jokes

Hindi Desi Jokes SMS & Funny Mast Jokes

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Love Status for couple relationship

Love Status for couple relationship

You know you�re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.

I don�t understand how can I care so much when you don�t care at all.

Desi Indian Funny Chutkule

Desi Indian Funny Chutkule

Santa USA mein tha.
1 building mein aag lag gayi.
Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logo
ko Niche fenko main Catch karunga.
Pehle 1 Ladka aaya phir ladki phir
aadmi phir aurat.
Santa ne sab ko pakad liya.
Phir
1 negro(black person) aaya to
Santa ne chhod diya aur
bola:
Abey salo jo jal gye hai wo to mat
fenko�!!

Guess the 19 Songs Whatsapp Emoticons Quiz

Whatsapp Emoticons quiz " Guess the 19 Songs "

Guess the 19 Songs... from the given whatsapp Emoticons / Smileys / Emojis and give your answers in the comments.
Mast hai........!! Try try..

Ye sare song dhund kr btao challenge for u .. time 1 day reply fast


Answers to Guess the 19 Songs Whatsapp Emoticons Quiz

love quotes for facebook status

love quotes for facebook status

Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable 

I still fall for you every day.

Joke Pictures & Funny Joke Images

Joke Pictures & Funny Joke Images

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon ghumane laga.
JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: "Chutiya"

Relationships status and quotes

Relationships status and quotes

I was looking for someone that can improve my life, but then I met you and found my life in you which were already perfect.

Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.

very funny jokes in hindi

very funny jokes in hindi

Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari
Mila..
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Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do.. 2 Din
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Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ??
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Santa:" To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar
Na� ;-d :-d

Sweet Love Quotes

Sweet Love Quotes

Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.

I love you yesterday I love you still, I always have�. I always will

LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN�T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT:)

funny jokes in hindi for facebook

funny jokes in hindi for facebook

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love facebook status

love facebook status

If I had flower for every time you made me smile & laugh I�d have a garden to walk in forever

My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.

If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won�t ever have to live without you.

love fb status

love fb status

Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big. 

If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up J

The bad news is time flies.The good news is you are pilot.

One Liner for Whatsapp love Status

One Liner for Whatsapp love Status

When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I�ll say you.

jokes on politics in hindi

jokes on politics in hindi

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Best husband wife jokes in Hindi

Best husband wife jokes in Hindi

A man was watching a DVD at home.. and jor jor se cheekhne laga .....
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Ghode par se mat utar.. Pagal mat utar..
Its a trap!! Its a trap!!
Kutte ki maut Marega saale..
Wife: Kya dekh rahe ho?n
Man: Our wedding DVD!!

Hindi Santa Jokes (?????? ???????)

Hindi Santa Jokes (?????? ???????)

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Famous Love Quotes

Famous Love Quotes

I'd like to run away from you, but if you didn't come and find me.... I would die.

I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

I wish love had traffic lights�So that i�ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOP.

Love Whatsapp Status Quotes

Love Whatsapp Status Quotes

Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.

I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.

Forgiveness and love cannot be earned,brought,sold,won or forced.They are a gift and never should be taken for granted or expected..Only ACCEPTED.

Guess the Animal's Name Whatsapp picture quiz

Whatsapp Emoticons Quiz " Guess the Animal's Name "

Guess the animal's name from the given Whatsapp Emoticons / Emojis and give your answers in the comments.


Answers to Guess the Animal's Name whatsapp Picture Quiz

Dimaag Chalao aur jawaab do - _ ko _ Ki _ se mat Dekho

Dimaag Chalao aur jawaab do - _ ko _ Ki _ se mat Dekho
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- English Version -

Dimaag Chalao aur jawaab do

___ ko ___ ki ___ se mat dekho,
___ ko ___ ki ___ lag jaayegi,
___ ko ___ ki ___ lag jayegi toh,
___ ko ___ hi ___ nahi aayegi !

In 12 Khali jagah ek hi shabd aayega.. vo bhi teen akshar mein, jisme koi maatra nahi hai.

Sunday 22 February 2015

How many Ball ?? 95% People will get this wrong.

How many Balls ??
95% People will get this wrong.
How many Ball ?? 95% People will get this wrong.

Santa- Banta Jokes in hindi

Santa- Banta Jokes in hindi

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Tearcher faadu jokes

Tearcher faadu jokes

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miss you whatsapp dp (profile pic)

miss you whatsapp dp (profile pic)

Please Forgive Me Whatsapp DP