Saturday, 28 February 2015
Best friendship quotes in english
Bestfriend quotes and status
Love & Friendship Quotes status facebook
love quotes relationship statusfor friends
Birthday Wishes for Best Friend
Birthday Wishes for Best Friend
You have been there for me no matter what I am going through. I love you, my dear friend, and I am so excited to share this special birthday with you. This day is going to be truly special and I am so excited.
My best friend deserves the best birthday in the world and my goal is to give it to you. Happy Birthday and let� get ready to celebrate. The party starts as soon as we are together.
Couple Status and Love quotes
Sweet Status for Friends whatsapp
Best friendship quotes for Facebook status
Friendship Quotes Pictures, Images for whatsapp
Whatsapp status - Best Friend Quotes
Friday, 27 February 2015
Whatsapp Cute Friendship Quotes
Thursday, 26 February 2015
How many Birds in Each Tree ?
There are 2 trees ?? at the exotic bird show (Tree "A" and "B")
and on both trees are some exotic birds.
The birds of tree A say to the birds of tree B,
that if one of you comes to our tree, then our population will be double yours.
Then the birds of tree B tell to the birds of tree A
that if one of you comes here, then our population will be equal to that of yours..
How many birds in each tree???
Tree A - 7 Birds
Tree B - 5 Birds
and on both trees are some exotic birds.
The birds of tree A say to the birds of tree B,
that if one of you comes to our tree, then our population will be double yours.
Then the birds of tree B tell to the birds of tree A
that if one of you comes here, then our population will be equal to that of yours..
How many birds in each tree???
Click here for Answer
The Answer isTree A - 7 Birds
Tree B - 5 Birds
Happy birthday messages & Quotes
Happy birthday messages & Quotes
There are so many things about our friendship that I love. Your birthday is going to be the perfect time to celebrate your day and all that our friendship means to me. I look forward to showing you how much I care.
Once there was a bus conductor who was very rude to his passengers
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.
One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.
This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.
The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.
This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first occasion but died instantly the second time??
Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.
One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.
This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.
The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.
This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first occasion but died instantly the second time??
Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.
Pooja is a hypersensitive, fragile woman
Pooja is a hypersensitive, fragile woman, who despises violence of any kind.
She easily breaks down and cries, even if she gets hurt just a bit and unintentionally.
She is walking down the street, when someone,
whom she had never seen before, punches her hard in the stomach.
Pooja responds by smiling happily.
Can you explain it ? Why ?
She easily breaks down and cries, even if she gets hurt just a bit and unintentionally.
She is walking down the street, when someone,
whom she had never seen before, punches her hard in the stomach.
Pooja responds by smiling happily.
Can you explain it ? Why ?
Click here for Answer
She is pregnant and gets punched by the baby in her wombTuesday, 24 February 2015
How can you figure out whether the glass is half full ?
You are in an empty room with a transparent glass of water.
The glass is a right cylinder and appears to be half full.
How can you accurately figure out whether the glass is half full,
more than half full, or less than half full?
You have no rulers or writing utensils.
Answer :
The best way to accurately guage the amount of water is to tilt the cylinder glass to the side till the edge of the water is exactly at the open rim's edge. If the water intersects the corner of the bottom of the glass, then you have a glass Half Full. If the the water is above the bottom rim, its more than half full, If below-less than half full.
The glass is a right cylinder and appears to be half full.
How can you accurately figure out whether the glass is half full,
more than half full, or less than half full?
You have no rulers or writing utensils.
Answer :
The best way to accurately guage the amount of water is to tilt the cylinder glass to the side till the edge of the water is exactly at the open rim's edge. If the water intersects the corner of the bottom of the glass, then you have a glass Half Full. If the the water is above the bottom rim, its more than half full, If below-less than half full.
MPSC/STI/PSI exam study ABCDEFGH
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Answer : H - ???????? ???? ???? C barobar
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Answer : H - ???????? ???? ???? C barobar
short couple quotes and status
Monday, 23 February 2015
Hindi Desi Jokes SMS & Funny Mast Jokes
Hindi Desi Jokes SMS & Funny Mast Jokes
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Love Status for couple relationship
Desi Indian Funny Chutkule
Desi Indian Funny Chutkule
Santa USA mein tha.
1 building mein aag lag gayi.
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Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logo
ko Niche fenko main Catch karunga.
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aadmi phir aurat.
Santa ne sab ko pakad liya.
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Abey salo jo jal gye hai wo to mat
fenko�!!
Guess the 19 Songs Whatsapp Emoticons Quiz
Whatsapp Emoticons quiz " Guess the 19 Songs "
Guess the 19 Songs... from the given whatsapp Emoticons / Smileys / Emojis and give your answers in the comments.
Mast hai........!! Try try..
Ye sare song dhund kr btao challenge for u .. time 1 day reply fast
Answers to Guess the 19 Songs Whatsapp Emoticons Quiz
Guess the 19 Songs... from the given whatsapp Emoticons / Smileys / Emojis and give your answers in the comments.
Mast hai........!! Try try..
Ye sare song dhund kr btao challenge for u .. time 1 day reply fast
Answers to Guess the 19 Songs Whatsapp Emoticons Quiz
love quotes for facebook status
Joke Pictures & Funny Joke Images
Relationships status and quotes
very funny jokes in hindi
very funny jokes in hindi
Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari
Mila..
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Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do.. 2 Din
se Bhukha Hoon�
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Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:" Kya
Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ??
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Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Haan�
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Santa:" To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar
Na� ;-d :-d
Sweet Love Quotes
funny jokes in hindi for facebook
funny jokes in hindi for facebook
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love facebook status
love fb status
One Liner for Whatsapp love Status
jokes on politics in hindi
jokes on politics in hindi
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Best husband wife jokes in Hindi
Hindi Santa Jokes (?????? ???????)
Hindi Santa Jokes (?????? ???????)
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Famous Love Quotes
Love Whatsapp Status Quotes
Love Whatsapp Status Quotes
I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
Forgiveness and love cannot be earned,brought,sold,won or forced.They are a gift and never should be taken for granted or expected..Only ACCEPTED.
Guess the Animal's Name Whatsapp picture quiz
Whatsapp Emoticons Quiz " Guess the Animal's Name "
Guess the animal's name from the given Whatsapp Emoticons / Emojis and give your answers in the comments.
Answers to Guess the Animal's Name whatsapp Picture Quiz
Guess the animal's name from the given Whatsapp Emoticons / Emojis and give your answers in the comments.
Answers to Guess the Animal's Name whatsapp Picture Quiz
Dimaag Chalao aur jawaab do - _ ko _ Ki _ se mat Dekho
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- English Version -
Dimaag Chalao aur jawaab do
___ ko ___ ki ___ se mat dekho,
___ ko ___ ki ___ lag jaayegi,
___ ko ___ ki ___ lag jayegi toh,
___ ko ___ hi ___ nahi aayegi !
In 12 Khali jagah ek hi shabd aayega.. vo bhi teen akshar mein, jisme koi maatra nahi hai.
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- English Version -
Dimaag Chalao aur jawaab do
___ ko ___ ki ___ se mat dekho,
___ ko ___ ki ___ lag jaayegi,
___ ko ___ ki ___ lag jayegi toh,
___ ko ___ hi ___ nahi aayegi !
In 12 Khali jagah ek hi shabd aayega.. vo bhi teen akshar mein, jisme koi maatra nahi hai.
Sunday, 22 February 2015
Santa- Banta Jokes in hindi
Santa- Banta Jokes in hindi
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Tearcher faadu jokes
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