Friday, 26 December 2014

Guess Heroine's Name Whatsapp Emoticons Quiz

Whatsapp Emoticons Quiz " Guess Heroine's Name "
Guees Heroine's Name Whatsapp Quiz

Guess Heroine's Name from the given Whatsapp Emoticons / Emojis / Smileys / Stickers and give your answers in the Comments.


Answers to Guess Heroine's Names Whatsapp Emoticons quiz

Very Good Positive Status For My Whatsapp

Very Good Positive Status For My Whatsapp

Kill tension before tensions kill you, reach your goal before goal kicks you, live life before life leaves you.

Thursday, 25 December 2014

Baba k chutiya jokes with pappu � Whatsapp jokes

Baba k chutiya jokes with pappu � Whatsapp jokes


Pappu:- Baba mujhe rasta dikhao,

Meri shadi nhi ho rhi hai, mai

chintit hu.

Nirmal baba:- Beta aap kya krte ho.

Pappu- Shadi hone ke liye konsa
kam uchit rahega..??

Baba- Tum mithai ki dukan khol lo.

Pappu- Baba, wo kholi hui hai, mere father ki
mithai ki hi dukan hai.

Baba: Shanivar ke din subah 9 baje khola karo.


Pappu- Shani mandir ke paas hi
meri dukan h or 9 baje hi kholta hu.

Baba- Kale rang ke kutte ko mithai
khilaya karo.

Pappu- Mere ghar me kala kutta
hi hai, subah sham mithai
khilata hu.

Baba- Somvar ko shiv mandir jaya
karo.

Pappu- Main keval somvar hi nhi
har din shiv mandir jata hu.

Baba- Kitne bhai behan ho.

Pappu- Baba aap ke hisaab se shadi ke liye kitne bhai
behan hone
chhaiye.

Baba- Do bhai ek behan.

Pappu- Mere sach me do bhai ek
bahen hi hai.

Baba- Daan diya karo.

Pappu- Baba mene anath ashram
khol rakha hai, roz daan karta hu.

Baba- Badrinath kitni baar gaye ho.

Pappu- Baba aap ke hisab se shadi
ke liye kitni baar badrinath jana
chahiye�.??

Baba- kam se kam 2 baar.

Pappu- Main bhi 2 baar hi gaya hu.

Baba- Nile rang ki shirt pehna karo.

Pappu- Baba mere pas nile rang ki
hi shirt hai, kal dhone ke liye utari thi, aaj subah fir
pehan lunga.

Pappu- Baba ek sawal puchu.


Baba- Han jarur.

Pappu- kya mere mathe pe aap ko
chutiya likha hua dikh raha hai�.??

Baba- Nahi to.

Pappu- To fir kyo itne sare logo ko
baithe bithaye chutiya banate
ho Baba ek baat aur bolu.

Baba- Han bolo

Pappu- Main pehle se shadi shuda hu
aur 2 baccho ka baap bhi�.. Idhar se gujar raha
tha, socha ???????? ???? ????? ?? ??? ????

Pappu Rocked� BABA Shocked�

Friendship Status for Whatsapp | One Liner Friendship Quotes

Friendship Status for Whatsapp | One Liner Friendship Quotes



Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

A true friend, can see what�s behind the smile.


�The best mirror is an old friend.�

Very Touching Broken Heart Sad Status in Hindi

Very Touching Broken Heart Sad Status in Hindi


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Love short Status for Whatsapp Quotes Sayings for Whatsapp

Love Status for Whatsapp Quotes Sayings for Whatsapp

Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it.

Love isn�t complicated, people are.

Sad & Love short Status

Sad & Love short Status

We go together like copy and paste. 

Anything with you means everything to me.

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

I love the way you make me laugh even when nothing�s funny. 

I wish I could be what you want, but I can�t and I�m sorry.

When a man realizes the value of his woman, he adds value to himself.